Because I know how much y'all like to hear us banter/bicker/beat each other up...

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Chelle / @Chellenator / DJ Eve
Twitter / E-mail: cape.dj.eve@gmail.com
"I'm a wonder woman. Let me go get my rope."

Eve: Oh god I am so sad.
Khronos: ?
Eve: You know I have some weird minor OCD tendencies with the way I eat.
Eve: Like having to have an even amount of food on either side of my mouth when I chew.
Eve: Which is why with things like M&Ms, which I am currently munching, I do them in pairs.
Eve: One for either side.
Eve: And then of course if they're coloured, they have to be the same colour.
Khronos: Yes, they're awesome to poke fun at when I run out of other things.
Eve: Well.
Eve: See.
Khronos: You have two differently-colored M&Ms left and you can't eat them.
Eve: No.
Eve: Psh.
Eve: It's not that.
Eve: When that happens, I just bite them in half. No problem.
Khronos: ...
Khronos: RATHER THAN JUST EATING BOTH AT ONCE.
Eve: Yes.
Eve: SO ANYWAY. As I was saying.
Eve: I pulled two out of the bag but fumbled and lost one on the way out. So I popped the one I got into my mouth and bit down but didn't keep chewing because I needed to get the other one.
Khronos: ...
Eve: So I reached in.
Eve: And then I realized I hadn't caught the colour of the first one.
Eve: So I couldn't grab one to match.
Khronos: I'm sorry.
Khronos: I can't even make fun of that.
Khronos: It is too sad.
Eve: NO NO WAIT I'M NOT DONE
Khronos: You took it out, didn't you?
Khronos: To check the color.
Eve: CLOSE.
Eve: Without even thinking about it, I put it on my tongue and stuck my tongue out and scrunched up my face until I could see the colour of the glob on my tongue.
Eve: And then just as I got it.
Eve: I stopped.
Eve: And realized what I was doing.
Khronos: Sigh.

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Chelle / @Chellenator / DJ Eve
Twitter / E-mail: cape.dj.eve@gmail.com
"I'm a wonder woman. Let me go get my rope."

Khronos: Why does this remind me of you? http://www.stonemakerargument.com/5.html
Eve: Because you've dealt with me even casually anytime in the last decade.

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Chelle / @Chellenator / DJ Eve
Twitter / E-mail: cape.dj.eve@gmail.com
"I'm a wonder woman. Let me go get my rope."

Eve: Blanket octopuses are fucking weird.
Khronos: ...This sounds like something I need a picture of.
Eve: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1glj ... o1_500.jpg
Eve: It's basically like a regular octopus but with thin connective tissue between each of its tentacles.
Khronos: http://curiouscreatures.files.wordpress ... ctopus.jpg
Khronos: Hee.
Eve: When the females come across a Portugese Man O' War, they tear it apart, pick out the venomous stringy bits, discard the rest, and then carry them around to use as a weapon. Like death whips.
Eve: 'Cuz they don't use ink. INK IS FOR WUSSES.
Eve: Why scare your enemies by squirting funny-coloured water at them when you can just slap them around with poison death sticks instead?
Eve: Now with bonus EXCRUCIATING PAIN! Make your enemies truly suffer!
Eve: Also: extreme sexual dimorphism. Females are like 2m long. Males are like 2cm long.
Eve: Males have a special penis arm that stores sperm and then DETACHES to crawl over the female and find the appropriate area and go inside and fertilize shit. And then the male dies, because it just tore off its own gonads/arm.
Khronos: o_O
Khronos: That's it.
Khronos: You're not allowed to talk to me about biology anymore.
Eve:

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Chelle / @Chellenator / DJ Eve
Twitter / E-mail: cape.dj.eve@gmail.com
"I'm a wonder woman. Let me go get my rope."

Khronos: I need a metal cover of 'Lollipop Lollipop'.
Khronos: ...Wait, no.
Khronos: I need a DUBSTEP REMIX of 'Lollipop Lollipop'.
Eve: Or a dubstep remix of a metal cover of 'Lollipop Lollipop'?
Khronos: Yes!
Eve: No.
Eve: What you need is professional help.

(Note: Within 24 hours, I had actually tracked down one of each for him. Haven't yet found both in one track, though.)

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Chelle / @Chellenator / DJ Eve
Twitter / E-mail: cape.dj.eve@gmail.com
"I'm a wonder woman. Let me go get my rope."