Songs and stories of their misheard lyrics will be the theme dujour on Monday, July 24th from 8pm - 11pm EST. Join Attercap at Pocket D and hear stories of his and others, and maybe relay some anecdotes of your own misheard lyrics. Who knows, you might discover that the bad moon was on the rise all this time, no matter how much you thought the bathroom was on the right!

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Many people love to eat their favorite syrup or more syrup much to their Germany's World War II occupation of Poland's dismay. - 2012 Holiday Mad Libs

Oh you have to play Glorified G by Pearl Jam and it's ever famous chorus.

"Low flying virgin on a pellican."

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How could I resist a song about virgins and pelicans?

Rest assured, Pearl Jam makes the list. I'd add in Yellow Ledbetter to the list, but nobody has a clue what Mr. Vedder is saying on that one.

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Many people love to eat their favorite syrup or more syrup much to their Germany's World War II occupation of Poland's dismay. - 2012 Holiday Mad Libs

Wow. Thank you all for tuning in and turning up. Also, I've never laughed out loud so hard thanks to you! Here's the songs I played and some of the misheard lyrics. Hearts all around!

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze
Actual lyric: "'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky"
Misheard as: "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy"

Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A-Changin'
Actual lyric: "If your time to you is worth saving"
Misheard as: "If your time machine is worth saving"

Pearl Jam - Glorified G
Actual lyric: "Glorified version of a pellet gun"
Misheard as: "Low flying virgin on a pellican"

Bob Marley - Jammin'
Actual lyric: "We're jammin'. I want to jam it with you."
Misheard as: "Pajamas. I want to wear them with you."

Sam & Dave - Soul Man
Actual lyric: "I'm a soul man!"
Misheard as: "I was so mad!"

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising
Actual lyric: "There's a bad moon on the rise."
Misheard as: "There's the bathroom on the right."

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Actual lyric: "Bismillah! We will not let you go..."
Misheard as: "Vince Miller! We will not let you go..."
-and-
Actual lyric: "Spare him his life from this monstrosity"
Misheard as: "Sparing his life from his warm sauce of tea"
-and-
Actual lyric: "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me."
Misheard as: "The algebra that the devil put aside for me."
Alternate misheard: "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard"

Culture Club - Kharma Chameleon
Actual lyric: "Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon..."
Misheard as: "Become a, come a, come a, comedian..."
-and-
Actual lyric: "Red, gold and green"
Misheard as: "Red gnomes and cream"
-and-
Actual lyric: "Every day is like survival."
Misheard as: "Every day is lighter bible."

Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Actual lyric: "You can't lock me in your penthouse"
Misheard as: "Your cat just peed in your penthouse"

The B-52's - Love Shack
Actual lyric: "You're what? Tin roof--rusted!"
Misheard as: "You did what? Henry... and Rusty!"

Simon & Garfunkle - I Am A Rock
Actual lyric: "I am a rock, I am an island"
Misheard as: "I wanna rock, I'm in the army"

Matchbox Twenty - Push
Actual lyric: "I want to take you for granted"
Misheard as: "I want to take you to grandma's"

Foo Fighters - My Hero
Actual lyric: "There goes my hero, he's ordinary."
Misheard as: "There goes my hero, he's old and hairy."

REM - It's The End Of The World As We Know It
Actual lyric: "You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched."
Misheard as: "New alcoholic, patriotic, slam dunk, bright light, peeling frilly tights."

Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire
Actual lyric: "Trouble in the Suez"
Misheard as: "Trouble in the sewers"

David Bowie - Suffragette City
Actual lyric: "This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place."
Misheard as: "The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face."
-and-
Actual lyric: "Don't lean on me man, 'cause you can't afford to take it."
Misheard as: "Don't lean on me ma'am, 'cause you can't afford the chicken."

Savage Garden - I Want You
Actual lyric: "A drink of cherry cola"
Misheard as: "Drinkin' chicken curry cola"

Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me
Actual lyric: "Pour some sugar on me"
Misheard as: "Pour some sugar ramen"

Billy Idol - Eyes Without A Face
Actual lyric: "Eyes without a face, such a human waste"
Misheard as: "Flies in outer space, touchin' human waste"

AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Actual lyric: "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap"
Misheard as: "Thirty thieves and the Thunder Chief"
Alternate misheard: "Dirty jeans and dungarees"

Golden Earring - Radar Love
Actual lyric: "It's half past four and I'm shifting gears"
Misheard as: "In a half-assed Ford and I'm shifting gears"

Kiss - Rock And Roll All Nite
Actual lyric: "I wanna rock n roll all night and party every day!"
Misheard as: "I wanna rock n roll all night and part of every day!"

Beck - Loser
Actual lyric: "Soy un perdedor."
Misheard as: "So undependable."

Smash Mouth - All Star
Actual lyric: "She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an 'L' on her forehead."
Misheard as: "She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her bum and the shape of an elf on her forehead."

ELO - Evil Woman
Actual lyric: "Evil woman"
Misheard as: "Medieval woman"
Alternate misheard: "He is a woman"

Tears for Fears - Head Over Heels
Actual lyric: "My mother and my brothers used to breathe in clean air."
Misheard as: "My mother and my father used to beat me to death."

Hootie and the Blowfish: Hold My Hand
Actual lyric: "With a little peace and some harmony... I gotta hand for you."
Misheard as: "With a little peas and some hominy... I've got some ham for you."

Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall
Actual lyric: "No dark sarcasm in the classroom."
Misheard as: "The ducks are hazards in the classroom."
-and-
Actual lyric: "You! Yes, you! Stand still laddie!"
Misheard as: "Eich, zvie, let's kill whitey!"

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Actual lyric: "Here we are now, entertain us."
Misheard as: "Here we are now in containers."

Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Blinded By the Light
Actual lyric: "Revved up like a duece another runner in the night."
Misheard as: "Wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night."

Steve Miller Band - Jet Airliner
Actual lyric: "Big old jet airliner, don't carry me to far away..."
Misheard as: "Bingo Jed had a light on, Old Gary he's from Paraguay..."

The Beatles - Get Back
Actual lyric: "Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner."
Misheard as: "Jo Jo was a man before he was a woman."

The Monkees - I'm A Believer
Actual lyric: "When I needed sunshine I got rain."
Misheard as: "When I needed sunshine on my brain."
-and-
Actual lyric: "Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer"
Misheard as: "Then I saw her face, now I'm gonna leave her."

Blue October - Mr. Blue's Menu
Actual lyric: "I'm in love"
Misheard as: "Waterloo"

Five For Fighting - Superman
Actual lyric: "I'm only a man in a funny red sheet."
Misheard as: "I'm only a man with a fondness for sheep."

Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter
Actual lyric: ???
Misheard as: !!!

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CO: Attercap@Attercap
Many people love to eat their favorite syrup or more syrup much to their Germany's World War II occupation of Poland's dismay. - 2012 Holiday Mad Libs

Best. Misheard. Lyrics. EVER.

Is there something wrong that for most of those, I always heard the right lyrics? O.o

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Even Yellow Ledbetter?!?

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Many people love to eat their favorite syrup or more syrup much to their Germany's World War II occupation of Poland's dismay. - 2012 Holiday Mad Libs

You missed the one I had to have explained to me, that Rob Thomas song that goes "Open up to me, like you do your girlfriends" I always heard as "Open up to me, and I can do your girlfriends"

I don't know, since no one posted what the lyrics are - also note I said _most_

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