Dear Aerial,

Please help me and a 'friend' end decade long debate.

If 2 hermaphrodite were found naked.. in bed.. doing *ahem* would it be considered an orgy?

2 bodies, 4 "fun twsister body parts!'

Sincerely,

Too many toys in the box Tina!

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*smooches*

D

Dear Aerial,

Why are there so many are there so many advertisments and services catering to catgirls these days? It's not fair!

Majory Miffed Mousegirl

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It's difficult to be yourself when you don't know exactly who you are.

Dear DJ Aerial,

What is the deal with the Menders in Oroborous? I mean, they keep sending people back and forth through time. Don't they realize that meddling with the time streams could have serious consequences? Once my people would have stepped in and stopped them, but unfortunately, that can't happen now. Someone needs to do something.

Sincerely,

A concerned traveller in a blue box

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Aliens stole your husband. What would you do to get him back?

Dear Aerial,

My husband has been drinking Black Stallions Pony Creme Ale for about a month now. Things have been....different.. like the other day I found him trotting around the yard. In addition to sleeping on a bed of hay in his make shift barn..

I am really worried, but can't seem to make him understand things have... changed. Please help!

Sincerely,
Pretty Pony Polly.

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*smooches*

D