Everyone knows you never break up in person. Too much chance of collateral damage. Etiquette dictates that you should at least warn your partner WHY you might end a relationship. Take 140 characters and give it a shot. Remember, the world will see these, so make 'm good (and PG-13)!

Here's an example or two:

@LadyJ: If you spend more time with your underage sidekick than with me, #werebreakingup.

@DamselInDistress: If your idea of fun is having me kidnapped so you can rescue me, #werebreakingup.

@Makeup_B: #werebreakingup cause you can't keep your hands off those Carnies.

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President Dwight D. Eisenhower

@DJAngel: Look, @DJPollux, I'm MARRIED! Stop hitting on me or #werebreakingup -- and by that, I mean #throwingforkliftsatyourhead

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Love & Celestial Kisses,


DJ Angel, Station Manager
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@Luminary: Positron, if you don't stop tinkering with yourself, #werebreakingup

@Whonktabinga - I'm sorry, @DJ_Cozmic, the cabbage produced the three yellow bowls. #werebreakingup. Also, WHONK.

@Commanderette: @CptDynamic Look i really thought it would be cool, but any more of the 'Awesome' button & were #Breakingup

@RiktiWidower - @VanguardAmazon, #werebreakingup because you know fighting Chief Mentalists every night gives you a headache and YOU DO IT ANYWAY.

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Del "DJ Nexus" Sawyer
Champions Online: @gyronnygeek | The Secret World: DJ-Nexus (game) gyronnygeek (forums)
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@Citadel: @Luminary #werebreakingup You said Positron was helping you with a stuck Hip joint. I see that not true now. First Talos Plaza, Now this?!

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Beware! Stuff happens!

@Milieta
@Milieta Cross
Because it's like doublemint gum!
(Quote) Team: *Burning and dying* D: OH GOD, THE ARCHON IS A WARWOLF AND THE MARKSMEN ARE LEGION. ABANDON HOPE.

@UKon_Grai: @RiktiMagusGrl Your Tweet: Semicolons Present. Your Commitment: Lacking. All Respect: Lost #werebreakingup

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Global: @Sultry Siren

@TrapDoor42: Sorry, my dear, It's not you, it's me...and me....and me....and me...annnnd me. #werebreakingup

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You don't learn initiative, you win it.

COH Global: @downrange
Twitter: Labyrinthman
YIM: gato242

@SandSwordsman666: @Ghostlychick254 You're always so cold to me. You're too dominating #Werebreakingup

@Seamonster55: RT:@SandSwordsman666: @Ghostlychick254 You're always so cold to me. You're too dominating #Werebreakingup
@Seamonster55: REBOUND TIME!

@Ibuiltthissuit: @Seamonster55 Not if I beat u 2 it

@Seamonster55: Why did I show you how to use twitter?

@Spidersarepwn: BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU. Worthless lackeys..

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@Rei: @Roy, that was a council base not a castle, and not even yours. #werebreakingup

@ladygrey: @Nemesis - Our secret affair must be called off. I always knew you were faking it. #werebreakingup

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You don't learn initiative, you win it.

COH Global: @downrange
Twitter: Labyrinthman
YIM: gato242

@MidnightMonty: @pwinkler15 - Your 'kidnappings' no longer excite me. And your getting too old. #werebreakingup

And in the same vein:

@jtemblor: @Fus10nFun - saw ur RoguesList ad: RadHero > Vil 4 D/s Play 'Cum Kidnap Me'. explains all #werebreakingup

(breaking a little bit of the pattern here)

@FlambOHHH: @Blst4nace - why have I had this burning sensation since you and I last met? #werebreakingup

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@topdawg001: whats this about you being a resistance agent, @cleobaby? #werebreakingup

@cleobaby: @CIWash1n9ton is jealous + hatin. BTW @topdawg001 is #inthedoghouse and #werebreakingup

@topdawg001: @pwrsdiv911, need moar choco + flowers pronto #oritsurass

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@DomiDuncan: Had gr8 time last nite @rktgrrl0069, dont tell @AMKeyes #hookups

@AMKeyes: 0.0!! #werebreakingup

@DomiDuncan: w/e #sooveru

@AMKeyes: sry, didnt mean it. can i come over, u need boots clean? i bring clkwk and noms #justonemorechance

@DomiDuncan: w/e

@AMKeyes: lets never fight again #relationshipupgrade

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Can You WIN the Internet? Arc #85544
Inhuman Resources - At Work with IE #298132
Task Force Mutternacht #349522 <-- Aeon Challenge Arc

Now that these aren't going on the air anymore, maybe I can share my totally-not-PG13 one!


@Vandal: @Requiem, I found that tape of you with the WarWolf. Not cool, man. Not cool. #werebreakingup

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Chelle / @Chellenator / DJ Eve
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"I'm a wonder woman. Let me go get my rope."