Things I learned around the radio station this week:

1: There are no such animals as "greesalumps", so there's no way they were stealing all of the candy out of Winter Jinx's desk.

2: Freezerburn hurts. (see item #1)

3: DJ Shecky's kilt & an office fan are a BAD mix.

4: Hysterical blindness is temporary. (see item #3)

5: Taping a stinkbomb to Vangelus' Torch is a Bad Thing.

6: Constantly repeating "The quick brown fox.." etc. in Rain Fox's presence eventually leads to a left hook.

7: Left hooks hurt. (See item #6)

8: DJ Templar only gets that funny twitch in his left eyelid in office meetings with me.

9: Greasing Attercap's grappling hook is a Bad Thing.

10: Never use the term "cannon fodder" in referring to DJ assistants.

11: DJ assistants hit hard. (See item #10)

12: Never give Posthaste's cellphone number to Mancrush.

13: Being dragged through gravel at 125 MPH by your collar hurts. (See item #12)

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Says you! ...Or, wait. Was that not a euphemism?

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TSW: Attercap
CO: Attercap@Attercap
Many people love to eat their favorite syrup or more syrup much to their Germany's World War II occupation of Poland's dismay. - 2012 Holiday Mad Libs

You-fem-a-whazzit?

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I "fem" just about anything I can.

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TSW: Attercap
CO: Attercap@Attercap
Many people love to eat their favorite syrup or more syrup much to their Germany's World War II occupation of Poland's dismay. - 2012 Holiday Mad Libs

Is Meow Mix involved?

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Well, I'm not brown.

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A little stain & varnish can fix that RIGHT up..... OW!!!

... another left hook....

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