Write a haiku about how much love sucks!

Post your entries in this thread. Contest closes at the end of SORE and winners will be announced by Friday, February 17th.

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Tentacle Blues

Suction cups ready,
But no one to caress - oh,
These tentacle blues.

Flexible limbs with
Colloblasts for some kink - oh,
These tentacle blues.

Quivering with desire,
Why won't you have a drink? - oh,
These tentacle blues.

My, you're a hot guy!
Won't mind if I snuggle - oh,
These tentacle blues.

I'll hold you close, won't
Let you -HEY!- Where'd you go?
Oh, tentacle blues!

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My heart on the floor.
Wait, that's not mine after all...
Whose heart is that? ...eew.



Will you go with me?
...wow, that seems a little harsh...
Phooey on you, then.