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CubeB
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 Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:58 am |
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AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS.
MORTIMER
Are your cockles... cold?
MUSIC: MELANCHOLY MUSIC
MORTIMER
I'm Mortimer Blake, magician, Midnighter, and paranormal investigator. I'm here to tell you about a pandemic sweeping across the globe. Cockle shrinkage.
MORTIMER
It's an emotional problem, really. When cockles are exposed to depressing situations, they grow cold. The feelings of despair overwhelm your cockles, causing them to shrivel and shrink. Shrunken Cockles can result in feelings of depression, and in extreme cases can result in the consumption of your soul by an elder god.
MOT
MMMMMM! DESPAIR! OM NOM NOM NOM!
MORTIMER
But now, there is hope.
MUSIC: CHEERFUL MUSIC
MORTIMER
Introducing the Amazing Cockle Warmer!
AUDIENCE
Oooooh...
MORTIMER
Using a combination of warmth, magic, and gentle massage, the Amazing Cockle Warmer can make even the coldest, most shriveled cockles warm and vigorous once again! Just... Place it directly over your cockles...
SOUND: SOMETHING RUBBER BEING STRETCHED AND SNAPPED OVER A LARGE OBJECT
MORTIMER
And let the Amazing Cockle Warmer go to work! In minutes, your cockles will feel better than ever! Just listen to these real testimonials.
HERO
When I first got dragged into Astoria, it felt like my cockles would shrivel away to nothing. But thanks to the Amazing Cockle Warmer, my cockles feel better than ever!
DIM HERO
It feels all tingly!
LADY HERO
I didn't even know I had cockles!
DETRA
My cockles are bigger than yours!
TEMPLAR
(POOR, POOR MAN...)
Cockles: Noun. The depths of one's emotions or feelings. Commonly used in the idiom "To warm ones cockles". Now will you please stop giggling?
MORTIMER
The Amazing Cockle Warmer! Available at a fine retailer near you! Get yours today!
MOT
BWAHAHAHAHA. YOU SAID COCKLES.
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Trem'Dei
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:23 am |
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Location: Lost on the highways of Life
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A) I absolutely love this!
B) I could voice a pretty mean Mot, if you need it.
_________________ It's difficult to be yourself when you don't know exactly who you are.
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DJ Pheonyx
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:59 am |
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Location: Phoenix, AZ... the irony is not lost on me :P
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That is funny... and I still call dibs on voicing Mortimer  Ashes to ashes, DJ Pheonyx _________________ 
DJ Pheonyx of The Cape Radio
Global Name: @Pheonyx
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CubeB
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:49 am |
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DJ Pheonyx wrote: That is funny... and I still call dibs on voicing Mortimer Ashes to ashes, DJ Pheonyx I know. I totally used him for the sole reason of using you. XD
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