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The Cape Radio - The Super Station
You're not super 'till you put on The Cape




The Cape - The PSAs
The Cape Presents: PSAs and Advertisements

Reaching out

"We do it because we care."

We love our listeners -- sometimes, perhaps, too much. Even so, in an effort to spread the word about things we consider to be important, The Cape staffers have created a series of public service announcements and advertisements designed to educate, illuminate (or possibly obfuscate) the community.

These files are also available in our Sound Files section, but are presented here in greater detail.

Communicating in City of Heroes

Proper Use of Broadcast (0:33)
By DJ Templar

"It is considered excessive self-disclosure to tell every single person in Atlas Park what kind of panties you are wearing."

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(MP3, 528 KB)

Begging for Influence (0:44)
By Winter Jinx

"u giv me inf plz"

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(MP3, 699 KB)

Three-Letter Words (0:45)
By Winter Jinx

"Although it may be easy to shorten either word to their most simple form of sound, it does in fact make you look seem like an imbecile."

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(MP3, 713 KB)

Gender Identification (1:34)
By DJ Templar

"Dockworkers need love too."

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(MP3, 1.5 MB)

The Shift Key and You (1:12)
By DJ Templar

"What do you use your pinkies for?"

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(MP3, 1.1 MB)

Advertisements

Vahzilok Burger (0:45)
By Attercap and DJ Cozmic

"Bleaaagh!"

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(MP3, 705 KB)

Paragon Pizza (1:09)
By Saturn Five

"Dis pizza's so good, it shouldn't be legal."

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(MP3, 1.1 MB)

Miscellaneous

Weather report: Drought (0:44)
By Attercap

"If any storm controlling heroes are listening... please give us some rain."

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(MP3, 690 KB)
Weather report: Wear Sunscreen (0:32)
By Attercap
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(MP3, 506 KB)

Catgirls (1:14)
By Attercap

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(MP3, 1.2 MB)



 
 

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